Sunday, March 27, 2011

Part 4 - okay, here we go again

Okay, so I woke up around 5 o'clock the next morning having to pee like a race horse.

Went to the bathroom and forced myself to hold it while I carefully read and re-read the directions for my fancy-schmancy digital pregnancy tes.

(cue vision of me doing the pee-pee dance in my PJs while holding a pee stick in one hand, an oversized folded-like-a-map instructional paper in the other)

After being absolutely, 100% sure I understood the instructions, I very carefully followed them to a tee.

Checked my Facebook on my blackberry as I finished peeing and waited for the three minutes to pass.

Yes, if your my FB friend, I'm one of those people who FB in the bathroom.

No, I don't blog in the bathroom.

Finally. Three minutes.

And... it's another invalid test.

No, I'm not kidding.

I seriously am beginning to think that life itself is playing one big joke on me.

I call the 1-800 number on the box later, and they check the lot number. Nope, no reports of problems with that lot. Apparently, I just got a couple of flukes. I'm just that special. They'll send me a refund right out (and to their credit, they did).

So it looks like I'll be stopping at the store for another pregnancy test, yet again.

**** to be continued ****

4 comments:

Antasia said...

Grr.. Just how long do you plan on dragging this out? Your killing me with having to wait like this for the final verdict :(

Candace said...

I agree! And... I am an IRL friend, so stop torturing us!!! Love you firewife, but never knew you had such a flare for the dramatic! Ok... yes I did! :) Love you my IRL friend! :)

PS: Is this the way to make sure I keep up on your blog regularly? LOL! Ok... that was my last joke!

Steph{anie} said...

You are mean!!!!! I would have been more than happy with one big, loooooong blog post ;)

Marianne said...

Hope you didn't waste your money on lottery tickets this past weekend, cuz girl, you sure don't have good luck!

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