Went to the bathroom and forced myself to hold it while I carefully read and re-read the directions for my fancy-schmancy digital pregnancy tes.
(cue vision of me doing the pee-pee dance in my PJs while holding a pee stick in one hand, an oversized folded-like-a-map instructional paper in the other)
After being absolutely, 100% sure I understood the instructions, I very carefully followed them to a tee.
Checked my Facebook on my blackberry as I finished peeing and waited for the three minutes to pass.
Yes, if your my FB friend, I'm one of those people who FB in the bathroom.
No, I don't blog in the bathroom.
Finally. Three minutes.
And... it's another invalid test.
No, I'm not kidding.
I seriously am beginning to think that life itself is playing one big joke on me.
I call the 1-800 number on the box later, and they check the lot number. Nope, no reports of problems with that lot. Apparently, I just got a couple of flukes. I'm just that special. They'll send me a refund right out (and to their credit, they did).
So it looks like I'll be stopping at the store for another pregnancy test, yet again.
**** to be continued ****