Not Me Monday

I did not put my banquet outfit on the credit card so that FireMan wouldn't see how much I spent.

I did not blow off a programming project because I am resentful of my job.

I certainly did not forget to pack a spare outfit in FireGirl's diaper bag, and she did not pee thru her clothes, and so we definitely did not borrow a friend's child's pants, who happens to be 19 months older than FireGirl, and they most certainly did not fit her perfectly.

And I absolutely did not pass out on the couch yesterday afternoon and sleep for three hours, instead of getting more housework done. Nope, not me.