Big Ole Belly continued

Mommy, today Timmy* told Ms. Nancy that she had a fat belly!

He did?

Yes. And Ms. Nancy told him that she had a baby in there.
Jena's teacher is pregnant. When the big fat belly comment first came up, I thought that's where she was headed with it...

pause

So... the other day when you asked Mommy why she had a big ole belly, did you think maybe I had a baby in my belly?

{{ nods head }}

Oh... well, you know that I don't have a baby in my belly, right?

Uh huh.

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Did you want there to be a baby in my big fat belly?

{{ looks away }} then {{ nods }} while saying uh huh

You were hoping Mommy was having a baby?

Yes

Oh, hunny. I'm afraid not. Mommy just has a big ole belly.

'Cause you ate too much, right?

That's right. Besides, if we had another baby, you'd have to share all your stuff. You wouldn't want that, would you?

I SHARE ALL MY STUFF WIF MY BRUVER SISTER !!!!!

{{ looking at Jason }} Well, that didn't go like I planned it.

{{ laughs }}


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*names changed to protect their privacy