The Pains of Being the Oldest in our Family

While the three of us were driving in the car recently, this happened:

Jena: Raise your hand if you're the oldest!I raise my hand.

Jena: Raise your hand if you're the youngest!
She raises her hand and giggles.

Jena: Raise your hand if you're in the middle!Jason raises his hand.

{ long pause }

Jena: Raise your hand if you're almost 100!{ pause }

Jena (leaning forward & whispering): Mommy, raise your hand!

Geesh! No love here! LOL!