2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I used to have this very sexy (I thought) heart-shaped mole in a very sexy area. Then I had a kid. Now it's just a weird blotchy shape and not attractive at all :/
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? The last teacher I ever recall having a crush on was my elementary school gym teacher. And his name currently escapes me.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Yes. Several times.
5. What body part do you wash first? Hair. Always hair.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? No.
7. What's the strangest talent you have? I don't know if this qualifies as a talent or not (probably not), but I can squish my nose into my face. I was in middle school before I realized that not everyone could do this. Apparently my cartilige is very soft and bendy.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? I have an innie.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Sour Cream & Onion
10. Have you ever been tied up? Yes.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? The one and only time I was ever grounded was for telling the truth. Seriously. My dad accused me of lying and grounded me for lying, but I really was telling the truth. So... basically I got grounded for telling the truth & standing my ground about it.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Drive around as much as I can until I find an easier spot. Growing up in the country, there aren't many reasons to parallel park, so I haven't had much practice. I can do it. It just takes me 4 or 5 tries. And then I get embarrassed. So... I avoid it.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No
14. How many times have you been cussed out? Maybe once?
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Left. When I first started marching band I had a really hard time remembering to start on my left foot. So I started doing everything left-first so it would be drilled into my head subconsciously. It worked.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? No. But my sister & I used to do karaoke at what turned out to be a swingers bar. Does that count?
18. Girls This is not a question. Just want to have fun.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They were all men? I dated each of them in my 20s? Seriously, though, not that I can think of. I've had 4 boyfriends in my day, 2 of those serious. All 4 of them different as snowflakes. Although both of my serious relationships (one of those being the hubs), have the same first name.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? No. Not until college. And not even my first year.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Jena. Usually in a "I hope she's still breathing" sorta way. That's totally normal for a mom, right?
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not that I recall.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? bath towel. I'm using it when I'm clean anyway, right?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Once. But that's really personal. So I'm not telling. Also, ends up it wasn't what it seemed anyway.
26. What was your childhood nickname? Didn't have a nickname until college, and then it's just a variation on my first name.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Probably within the past few weeks. Jena is in a rock-n-roll phase.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No
14. How many times have you been cussed out? Maybe once?
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Left. When I first started marching band I had a really hard time remembering to start on my left foot. So I started doing everything left-first so it would be drilled into my head subconsciously. It worked.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? No. But my sister & I used to do karaoke at what turned out to be a swingers bar. Does that count?
18. Girls This is not a question. Just want to have fun.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They were all men? I dated each of them in my 20s? Seriously, though, not that I can think of. I've had 4 boyfriends in my day, 2 of those serious. All 4 of them different as snowflakes. Although both of my serious relationships (one of those being the hubs), have the same first name.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? No. Not until college. And not even my first year.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Jena. Usually in a "I hope she's still breathing" sorta way. That's totally normal for a mom, right?
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not that I recall.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? bath towel. I'm using it when I'm clean anyway, right?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Once. But that's really personal. So I'm not telling. Also, ends up it wasn't what it seemed anyway.
26. What was your childhood nickname? Didn't have a nickname until college, and then it's just a variation on my first name.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Probably within the past few weeks. Jena is in a rock-n-roll phase.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No. I'm not much of a peeker. More of a walk-right-in-er. It's not that exciting.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Made a bottle for Jena. Not my finest driving, or probably parenting moment. But at the time it seemed perfectly logical.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Yes.
31. How do you eat your cookie? This question needs more details. I mean, Oreos have a way different answer than chocolate chip, which have a different answer than sugar cookies.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? This question involves 2 things I don't do: work out at the gym, and wear belts.
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I conduct to the music. In my head.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Despite my relatively little drinking experience, it ends up I have a high tolerance for alcohol. That's the long way of saying: I don't know.
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Not that I recall.
38. How often do you clean out your ears? Every day. Except when I run out of cotton swabs. Like now. It's driving me crazy.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold. Three squares. Five if it's #2. Wait, this question confuses me. There are people who don't fold? Or count their TP squares? What? I'm confused...
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? None if I'm lucky. Every time it's uncomfortable if I'm not.
41. Do you have any strange phobias? Well, my hubs thinks my fear of clowns is weird.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Not that I recall
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Besides karaoke?
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No. Because I was the nerdy responsible one who just wouldn't do it.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? See #19.
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I'm sure I have. But I also don't really care, so...
47. Have you ever played naked Twister? Not that I recall. I have played Body Parts. That was a fun game...
48. Have you ever been drunk at work? Um, no.
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Nope.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back? I didn't know sexy was gone. I mean, I look in the mirror, and there it is
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I have no idea why there are (sometimes) so many "other posts you might like" in this post. Sometimes it shows up multiple times, sometimes just once at the end like it's supposed to. I've checked the HTML & don't see any issues. Weird.
I love ethis post, and will be doing it on my blog shortly. However, most importantly....#50 is AWESOME.
AWESOMe I say.
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